It is time now to celebrate Toast, His life, and His accomplishments with some fun facts.

Did you know that Toast was born in December of 2023? That makes him Jesus Christ, the son of God. He is your savior. He is your messiah. Praise him for he has died for your sins and has since been resurected.

Toast was brought to Mary (another reason why he is Jesus Christ, look at his earthly mother) through the most proper and sophisticated channel: Swedish Craigslist. This clandestine and, frankly, holy procurement is ordained, blessed, and henceforth saintly.

As seen in some of the photographs below, Toast is allowed supervised visits to the Outdoors. These visits are supervised because it is theorized that, if left alone to his own devices, everyone would die instantly across the globe. While outside, his immense disgust for birds is seen in his soulful eyes. He is known to hide from strangers as if he were around to witness the "stranger danger" PSAs of yore.

As mentioned previously, Toast is the first, current, and longest reigning King of New Jersey. He dutifully wears his crown with great humility and is known to be rather depressed when faced with matters which negatively affect the Kingdom. His sacrifice to his people will not go unnoticed.

King Toast has a rather interesting pedigree. He holds within his flesh prison a sizeable portion of 25% Swedish, 50% Orange, and 25% Alien. But fear not, for this sums to 100% King.

Due to his overwhelming need for attention from humans (despite kind of hating them when he doesn't know them), Toast insists he would thrive in a City environment if he himself were one of us. Upon his retirement from The Throne, he plans on spending the rest of his days in the Hamptons.

Toast is a man who knows how to have a good time. His hobbies, of which there are many, include things such as "yelling", "screaming at his humans to play with him", "playing with straws", and "hissing at men". How fitting! I heard he is also known to bake a mean biscuit.

Toast not only hisses at men, but he kills them too! His last victim was spotted having the life visibly drain from his eyes this past Friday!

If Toast had the passion, time, and thumbs to play Minecraft, a classic Swedish game, he would not DARE to build, mine, or explore like the rest of you plebians. He would speedrun his way straight to the Enderdragon where he would then win the game and the world record.

King Toast is a notable ally to the LGBT+ community, having signed into law several protections and benefits for those within the community.